TODAY
Shit To Do This Week in New York City
16 things worth your time in New York City, Sun Sep 27 – Sun Oct 4. Starting with Xanadu and The Bell House.
What’s on
TODAY
The Musicians of Comedy with Pat Byrne and Tom Peters
TODAY 3:30 PM • See Website
“Comedians with guitars. Sounds like a threat, somehow it works.”
TMRW
National Theatre Live: The Misanthrope
TMRW 6:30 PM • See Website
“Moliere beefing with everyone, beamed in from London. Misanthropy on a Monday.”
TMRW
A True York Comedy Experience
St. Marks Comedy Club, East Village
TMRW 7:00 PM • $15
“Fifteen bucks, basement on St. Marks, comics who actually live here.”
TUE
Open Decks w/ Ceviché
TUE 7:00 PM • FREE
“Bring a USB, take the decks, find out if you're actually a DJ. Free.”
TUE
Michelle Buteau
TUE 7:30 PM • See Website
“Netflix's most charming loudmouth, live in Gowanus. She will roast you lovingly.”
WED
Cate Le Bon, Lucrecia Dalt & Dagmar Zuniga
WED 6:30 PM • See Website
“Three art-rock weirdos in a converted factory. Wear something you can sweat in.”
WED
Other
In Praise of Divas: Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston
WED 7:30 PM • See Website
“An entire evening of arguing about whistle tones in a bookstore. Pick a side.”
THU
The Serfs, Cube & Content Blocks (Record Release)
THU 7:00 PM • See Website
“Cincinnati industrial-punks drop a record in a former pool-supply store. Dance ugly.”
THU
Taylor Bickett
THU 7:00 PM • $18
“Sad-girl guitar songs that hit like a text you should not have sent”
FRI
When Chai Met Toast
FRI 7:00 PM • $32
“Kerala indie-folk that makes Delancey Street feel like a beach at sunset”
FRI
Phoebe Robinson: Feral & Fired Up!
FRI 7:30 PM • $45
“Phoebe Robinson is feral now. The Bell House was the only place that said yes.”
SAT
SAT
Iguana Death Cult
SAT 7:00 PM • $20
“Dutch post-punk freakout in Bushwick. Sweat guaranteed, oxygen optional.”
SUN
Eliot Lipp + Wax Future
SUN 7:00 PM • $15
“Beat-tape wizardry for people who miss when instrumental hip-hop was fun”
SUN
New York Burlesque Festival's Golden Pastie Awards
Le Poisson Rouge, West Village
SUN 8:00 PM • See Website
“The Oscars, but for pasties. Categories you cannot say out loud at work.”
Updated September 27, 2026