Shit worth leaving your apartment for in New York City this week

Music Hall of Williamsburg, Williamsburg

TODAY 8:00 PM • See Website

“Australia's sleaziest synth-funk uncle. Mustache, sax, and zero shame. The Don.”

Union Hall, Other

TODAY 11:59 PM • Free

“A free DJ set from hell at 11:59pm. Business Casual is who's playing, not the dress code.”

Brookfield Place, Other

TMRW 12:00 PM • Free

“Random teams of 4, a 500-piece puzzle, one hour, a food court. Bring a puzzle to swap.”

Littlefield, Other

TMRW 2:00 PM • $14.86

“Live NPR trivia where Dean Norris and Kate Micucci get quizzed on their own obsessions.”

Elsewhere - Zone One, Bushwick

TMRW 7:00 PM • $24

“Fuzzed-out slacker pop from the patron saint of staying in. Ironic, we know.”

Banksy Museum New York, Chinatown

MON 2:00 PM • $10

“Street art docs at the Banksy Museum on a Monday afternoon. Free popcorn, film is a surprise.”

Bohemian National Hall, Other

MON 6:00 PM • Free

“Opening night of a wearable art show for Jewelry Week. Meet the makers, RSVP free.”

Union Hall, Other

MON 7:30 PM • $19

“Sean Patton doing an hour in a basement under a bocce court. Monday well spent.”

476 Jefferson St Studio, Bushwick

MON 7:30 PM • $14

“Draw a naked stranger badly for ten bucks. Cheaper than therapy, same result.”

The Stonewall Inn, West Village

TUE 6:00 PM • $10

“Live D&D where the crowd secretly votes on how two queer Good Boys get punished. Dice decide.”

Baby's All Right, Williamsburg

TUE 8:00 PM • See Website

“Soaring art-pop that builds to the rafters. 'The King' will be stuck in your head.”

Caveat, LES

TUE 9:30 PM • $19

“Karaoke but you also have to explain why the song ruined your life”

Public Arts, LES

TUE 11:00 PM • $34.50-$57.45

“Tuesday Baby Tuesday at PUBLIC: local and international DJs, 11pm to 4am on a school night.”

Saint Peter's Church, Other

WED 1:00 PM • Free

“Free lunchtime jazz in a 95-foot sanctuary. Billy Stritch on piano. $10 donation suggested.”

Marian's Brooklyn, Other

WED 8:00 PM • Free

“Free stand-up in a Bed-Stuy bar. Worst case you drink through it.”

The Tiny Cupboard, Bushwick

WED 8:30 PM • Free

“A backyard, a projector, and a crowd that cannot agree on a movie”

Kellogg's Diner, Williamsburg

WED 11:00 PM • $9.85

“Late-night stand-up at Kellogg's Diner, 11pm on a Wednesday. The diner part is not a metaphor.”

Mount Vernon Hotel Museum & Garden, Other

THU 2:00 PM • $20

“Spies in 1830s Manhattan, then a tour of the old day hotel where they might have gossiped.”

Young Ethel's, Other

THU 7:00 PM • $8

“Close-up magic in a Park Slope bar. Eight bucks to be lied to expertly.”

Refuge, Bushwick

THU 10:00 PM • $25

“Techno until your ears ring on a school night. Bring earplugs, skip Friday.”

Freddy's Bar, Other

THU 11:30 PM • $4.51

“11:30pm comedy and variety in Park Slope, kitchen open late. You never know who might drop in.”

Metropolitan Pavilion, Chelsea

FRI 11:00 AM • $23.18-$25

“Antique and vintage jewelry, silver and watches from dealers worldwide. Bring a loupe and restraint.”

Caveat, LES

FRI 7:00 PM • $19

“Nerds with slides doing stand-up about their actual research. Weirdly great.”

Baby's All Right, Williamsburg

FRI 8:00 PM • See Website

“Luxembourg grunge-pop with big feelings and bigger guitars. Loud and earnest.”

public records, Other

FRI 11:00 PM • $17.25-$34.50

“Spanish techno from ORBE and Laia, Detroit's Rolando in The Atrium, WFMU's Jesse Dorris upstairs.”

Flop House Comedy Club, Williamsburg

FRI 11:00 PM • $10

“Late night laughs at 11pm on a Friday. Funny comedians, affordable drinks, ten bucks.”

Drom, East Village

FRI 11:00 PM • Free-$15

“Nick Marc spins Strokes, Interpol and LCD till 3am; first 50 RSVPs get in free”

Nowadays, Ridgewood

SAT 2:00 PM • $10.75-$21.55

“13 years of all-ages boogie at Nowadays, 2 to 8pm; bring a toy for the drive”

Sugar Mouse NYC, East Village

SAT 10:00 PM • $6

“A rave. For ponies. Six bucks. Do not ask questions, just go.”

Elsewhere, Bushwick

SAT 10:30 PM • $30

“Snakehips at Elsewhere. Sweaty, loud, over at 4am. Bring earplugs.”

TV Eye, Ridgewood

SAT 11:00 PM • Free-$15

“Depeche Mode, Joy Division and Siouxsie till 4am; first 50 RSVPs in free”

Trans-Pecos, Ridgewood

SAT 11:00 PM • $12

“Dembow, Baltimore club, budots and vinahouse till 4am. Profits go to Make the Road NY.”

Ciao Ciao, Williamsburg

SAT 11:59 PM • Free

“London disco label takes over Ciao Ciao till 4am. Bustin' Loose b2b all night. Free.”