Shit To Do This Weekend in New York City

Museum of the Moving Image, Astoria

TODAY 6:00 PM • $146

“When Harry Met Sally on 35mm with a cheese plate. Fake it till you make it.”

Music Hall of Williamsburg, Williamsburg

TODAY 8:00 PM • See Website

“Australia's sleaziest synth-funk uncle. Mustache, sax, and zero shame. The Don.”

Green Room NYC, Bushwick

TODAY 11:00 PM • $15

“Cesar Merveille all night. No phones on the dance floor, no photos, no videos. Just dance.”

Flop House Comedy Club, Williamsburg

TODAY 11:00 PM • $10

“Rapid-fire stand-up at 11pm with a surprise lineup. Ten bucks, out by 12:30.”

Nowadays, Ridgewood

TODAY 11:59 PM • $30

“Detroit's legendary No Way Back goes 24 hours: 11:59pm Saturday to 11:59pm Sunday. Pace yourself.”

Union Hall, Other

TODAY 11:59 PM • Free

“A free DJ set from hell at 11:59pm. Business Casual is who's playing, not the dress code.”

Brookfield Place, Other

TMRW 12:00 PM • Free

“Random teams of 4, a 500-piece puzzle, one hour, a food court. Bring a puzzle to swap.”

public records, Other

TMRW 1:00 PM • $17.25

“Experimental shorts about chefs, hands, brains and water; doors noon, films at 1”

Littlefield, Other

TMRW 2:00 PM • $14.86

“Live NPR trivia where Dean Norris and Kate Micucci get quizzed on their own obsessions.”

St. Ann & the Holy Trinity Church, Brooklyn Heights

TMRW 2:30 PM • $10

“Dudes in a church swinging antique swords at each other. Ten bucks. Go.”

Elsewhere - Zone One, Bushwick

TMRW 7:00 PM • $24

“Fuzzed-out slacker pop from the patron saint of staying in. Ironic, we know.”